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Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple…

And it’s a official, according to Perez Hilton. While it’s certainly disheartening that my chances with Kim have now apparently been shot down, at least, as Perez says, this is still quite an upgrade from Reggie. Why? Money, obviously. Absent endorsements, Real Madrid’s, Madeira born Winger rakes in close to $18 million annually. The sum [...]

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Who the hell cheats on Kim Kardashian? Reggie Bush. That’s who.

Thanks to some sites called Perez Hilton and Radar (that’s right, I’m not above them), I just learned Reggie Bush may or may not have been running around on my beloved Kim Kardashian with some chick named “January.” Believe it or not, and all apologies in advance to anyone associated with the name “January,” she [...]

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Super Bowl Prop Betting Your Way To Temporary Social Stardom

Or: Drawing attention to yourself, positive or negative, as you desire, at whatever traditional, obligatory junket you may be attending in honor of Super Bowl XLIV. We all know Super Bowl props are “fun” (don’t we?), but not all Super Bowl props are created equal. After all, who not named “Reggie Bush” can typically get any [...]

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Malnutrition may be starting to affect Paris Hilton’s sensory faculties…

Either that or she’s just jealous, and jealousy is a bitch.  A bitch that has the body of an adolescent boy. Yep, apparently Paris and Kim have had a bit of a falling out.  Reports indicate that Paris recently called into a Las Vegas radio show to vent about her former friend and fellow celebutart [...]

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