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Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple…

April 16, 2010

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And it’s a official, according to Perez Hilton. While it’s certainly disheartening that my chances with Kim have now apparently been shot down, at least, as Perez says, this is still quite an upgrade from Reggie. Why? Money, obviously.

Absent endorsements, Real Madrid’s, Madeira born Winger rakes in close to $18 million annually. The sum of Bush’s salary in three of his four years with the Saints doesn’t eclipse that amount, so I’m confident Kim should feel well taken care of.  Good timing, too, given that Ronaldo is about to star on the sports world’s biggest stage: This summer’s 2010 World Cup.

Let’s just hope Ronaldo’s newly acquired assets aren’t such a distraction that they contribute to a paltry pitch performance…

Kim Kardashian and Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo is dating Kim Kardashian

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Who the hell cheats on Kim Kardashian? Reggie Bush. That’s who.

March 25, 2010

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Kim Kardashian corset

Thanks to some sites called Perez Hilton and Radar (that’s right, I’m not above them), I just learned Reggie Bush may or may not have been running around on my beloved Kim Kardashian with some chick named “January.”

Believe it or not,  and all apologies in advance to anyone associated with the name “January,” she apparently is not a stripper.  She is, however, a waitress.  So…

Anyways, this is all quite disheartening considering the time and effort we put into our Kim and Reggie heavy Super Bowl prop betting piece awhile back.  That and, of course, how sad it is to see a woman like Kim be mistreated so.  Shame on you, Reggie.

Taking a step back, though, I have no desire to serve as judge, jury and executioner.  With that in mind, I figured I’d let you decide:  Everything else held equal (huge assumption, I know), who do you go with here?

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Super Bowl Prop Betting Your Way To Temporary Social Stardom

February 6, 2010

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Kim Kardashian shows off her lovely lady lumpsOr: Drawing attention to yourself, positive or negative, as you desire, at whatever traditional, obligatory junket you may be attending in honor of Super Bowl XLIV.

We all know Super Bowl props are “fun” (don’t we?), but not all Super Bowl props are created equal. After all, who not named “Reggie Bush” can typically get any bang for their buck in relation to the size of Kim Kardashian’s ass?

Well, tomorrow night, the whole world has been given the opportunity to ride Kim Kardashian’s ass to glory.  Gambling glory, that is, and the fun doesn’t end there…

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Malnutrition may be starting to affect Paris Hilton’s sensory faculties…

April 18, 2008

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Either that or she’s just jealous, and jealousy is a bitch.  A bitch that has the body of an adolescent boy.

Paris Hilton could use some "cottage cheese" herselfKim Kardashian appalled by "cottage cheese" comment

Yep, apparently Paris and Kim have had a bit of a falling out.  Reports indicate that Paris recently called into a Las Vegas radio show to vent about her former friend and fellow celebutart (patent pending);  And Kim’s ass (patent approved). 

I don’t know about you, but I perk up at the prospect of hearing Paris Hilton discuss her feelings on Kim Kardashian’s rump.  Unfortunately, this wasn’t that kind of discourse.  Paris apparently called Kardashian “disgusting”, and described that (ass)et of hers as “cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag.”  Naturally I became quite upset upon hearing this, which is why Frumpzilla has decided to champion Ms. Kardashian’s cause, and her junk, after the jump…

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