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No Use Crying Over Spilled…..Coco

From the outfield acrobatics to the fidgety, fidgety, fidgety fingers to the fists of fury, this Red Sox guy will miss you, Coco.  Even though you went through slumps that the little-league mouth-breathing moron in right field never encountered, I’ll miss you.  Even though Jacoby “I’m Going to Plow, Plow, Plow Boston to the Ground Over [...]

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2008 College World Series begins tomorrow afternoon

Flordia State and Standord open things up tomorrow at 2:00 pm ET, while Georgia and tournament favroite Miami occupy the night game slot at 7:00.  Both games can be seen on ESPN, and you can find the complete College World Series TV schedule here courtesy of Rivals.  You can also find team breakdowns, hisotry and [...]

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Say Cheese!  Or Just Open Your Eyes, Please.

As George Costanza so eloquently stated:…”I’m back, baby!”  Sorry about the absence, loyal frumpsters.  I was…..er…..blow-drying my hair.

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The Road To Omaha Begins Today

I don’t think the above logo is at all official, but it works nonetheless. Regional action is slated to begin this afternoon in the 2008 NCAA Baseball Tournament.  My eyes are fixed primarily on the Athens (go dawgs), Raleigh, Cary, Conway and Tallahassee Regionals.  May even catch some of those games in person.  There are [...]

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Rick Ankiel: Laser, Rocket Arm

Step aside Peyton, otherwise Mr. Ankiel might take your head off.  If you didn’t catch Rick “Wild Thing” Ankiel’s assists from last night against the Rockies, do yourself a favor and check out the videos/links below.  For a guy that probably couldn’t hit a catcher’s mitt from 60′6″ to save himself from castration, he sure [...]

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Roger Clemens finally issues public apology for mistakes he’s made…

Of course, none of his mistakes apparently involve performance-enhancing drugs, perjury, or banging 15 year-old karaoke singers.

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The Rocket was “Rockin” with a 15 year-old Mindy McCready?

Let’s be honest, we all know that Roger Clemens was doin’ the juice; but did we ever in our wildest dreams think he was doin’ 15 year-old karaoke singers too?

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Opening Day is Here! (sort of)

Major League Baseball is back, four days after the first offical game of the 2008 season was played.    

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