The old saying goes, don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Well, I think it’s safe to say the same goes for middle-aged rednecks. I admit, he seems a little slow and easy pickins, so it’s hard to blame the younger guy for challenging him hard to a pop and lock off. However, it’ll probably be the last time he blindly throws out a challenge in front of a camper.
Just sit back and enjoy the smooth moves of this Nascar(or is it SEC football?) fan. I have to throw out specific props for never losing the cigarette and for pushing through at the :33 second mark when it looked like he wouldn’t “get up off of that thing”. “That thing” of course being his own knee.
Now with full motion pictures! Yeah, I know it seems we’re piling on at this point, but, on a hunch, I just happened to be over at You’re So Right, Carl. I also just happened to come across this video of a fan documenting his expedition to find the end of the seemingly endless queue of Bama faithful waiting to gaze upon the crystal egg representing their 8th, 13th, or 38th National Championship (depending on who you ask).
Make sure you make it to the end, because he starts to freak out a bit when he realizes he’s gonna be hangin’ out in Wal-Mart for awhile. Enjoy.
Georgia fans are desperate to find out whether former Dawg, Kirby Smart, will be the next Defensive Coordinator in Athens. Some of them over at Scout’s free boards are even tracking planes and flight plans, like this one, which is set to land in the greater Atlanta area (not too far from Athens) in about 15 minutes (8:17 ET). According to that thread, this plane belongs to a Georgia booster, and, given that this information is coming from Georgia’s free board, you can bet that this is highly reliable. (make sure you’ve got your sarcasm switch set to “On” for that one).
Speaking of reliable sources, Smart’s Wikipedia page was updated today to state that on January 10th he’d accepted the postion of Defensive Coordinator at UGA, signing a 4 year contract that will pay him in the region of $800,000 annually. This sentence has since been deleted within the last hour or so, staying true to a heated editing war on Smart’s Wikipedia page that’s been going on for the past 72 hours (Seriously, go to the page and refresh every half hour or so. Pretty funny).
And now for the big one. The one for all the marbles. The only marbles, depending on who you ask. The BCS Championship. Nick Saban and Mack Brown are both seeking their 2nd BCS Title tonight; Texas, its 5th Mythical National Championship…Alabama, its 37th (depending on who you ask).
After Central Michigan could only give us a push last night against Troy, Frumpzilla is sitting at 9-6-2 for our feature. With that in mind, we’re definitely in the playmoney regardless of what happens tonight, and that’s always nice. Still, think it’s time to press our luck a bit more than usual and try to get us to 11-6-2. Frump it here for how we’re gonna do this in a BCS Title game that packs a bit more drama than usual…