We’ve all seen the photos of Greg Paulus sipping on Green Tea. Want to be like him? Go to Dook’s Flopping Camp!
Apparently Coach K is taking time out of his advertising/recruiting (well, that’s the same thing…) schedule to host a mini-camp this summer. What will be the subject of said camp?
Flopping. Yes, you can learn one of the most important skills required for any dook basketball player (behind 3 point shooting and the rusty trombone)!
If you can’t wait to pull out your AMEX and pay for this thing, download the application and mail it in, post haste.
In all seriousness though, the dookies aren’t on our level. You want a rematch? See you on Sunday. That would make 2 weeks in a row the Heels beat the Dook women in the ACC Championship. I’m out for now – here’s another photo of the Paulus teabagging. Well, when I say “the” teabagging, I guess I could be more specific – we all knows what goes on in the Dook locker room. (Side note – Super Bowl MVP in the background!)