Frumpzilla

Zach’s back with a two-for-one special — Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston. Match made in heaven, right?

You could really cut the tension between Tila and Jennifer with a knife, and Zach’s confession that he changed his name for show business highlights what’s otherwise a relatively pedestrian installment of Between Two Ferns — the most critically important interview series in the past 37 or so years of American journalism.

Oh, the Rhode Island joke was good, too, if not obligatory.