Some people put popcorn on their Christmas trees. Others prefer Christian iconography, snowflakes, tinsel, pictures of their cats — something along those lines.
Many probably come up with some bizarre combination of the aforementioned ornamentation. A select few, however, apparently choose to blaze a relatively novel trail, and trim their tannenbaum with an assortment of iconic sports figures.
Seriously, within the small, sports-themed, artificial Christmas tree demographic, this thing is pretty epic. How it got past the lady in its owner’s life — assuming there is one — the world may never know.
Make the jump for some more pics of this lovely little tree that’s so obviously after the sports fan in all our hearts…
Now, a lot of these ornaments appear to be a little out of date. As you see, looks like we’ve got Mike Vick as a Falcon, McNabb as an Eagle, Tomlinson as a Charger, Garnett as a Timberwolf, and maybe a couple other examples of active players not being on their current teams.
Given it’s the Holiday Season, I’m gonna let that slide. Besides, the amount of present and future Hall of Famers on here suggests this was never intended as a contemporary statement.