Frumpzilla

I’m not sure how we missed this one, but, back in late November, some guy from Boca Raton, Florida was viciously attacked by an otter. Fitting, perhaps, from a town that translates into English as “Rat Mouth,” but that’s beside the point

Now, while otter attacks in and of themselves may not sound all that appealing, I think you might discover a new appreciation for them upon seeing this poor bastard’s original first-person footage.

Seriously, as far as the haunting, bloodcurdling screams of another human being go, I’m pretty sure I’ve never laughed harder in my life.

This epically over-dramatized report from CBS was a nice touch, too. As was Jimmy Kimmel’s interview with the victim (after the jump)…

So yeah, if you haven’t yet paid heed to Frump’s warnings about pandas and/or turkeys, maybe you’ll at least listen to us when we suggest that the dawn of the sea otter may or may not be nigh…

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