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With pricing like that, it’s just a matter of time before Classmates dethrones Facebook as the king of social networking sites. Am I right?

They might of been social networking dinosaurs before, but it’s clear Classmates is going out of their way to offer services that Facebook has never even considered. Sure, they might essentially be the same services found in your local dentist’s office waiting room, but they’re relatively novel services nonetheless.

You know what, words are hardly ever as persuasive as images. Let’s just break this down graphically (after the jump)…

As you can see, Classmates is clearly superior to Facebook in every category mentioned in the above advertisement. Incidentally, by the same standard, Classmates also edges your local dentist’s office in social networking prowess. And for the regular price of only five dollars per month!

So yeah, enjoy those billions while you can, Mark Zuckerberg. Your time may be up…

Thanks to DBJ for braving his spam folder…