Frumpzilla

Here at Frumpzilla, we generally tend to shy away from “graphic” material. Even the relatively tame stuff, like scantily clad ladies, however beautiful they may be. It’s probably cost of 1,000′s of dollars in the past year alone.

Having said that, we do occasionally come across something that’s just so ridiculously bizarre (and graphic) that we feel we have no choice but to Frump it, whatever the consequences — especially considering it’s not necessarily your average, run-of-the-mill bikini pics you may find at 1,000′s of other sites throughout the blogosphere.

Take this video after the jump. Yeah, it’s probably NSFW (I guess). It’s also something that — despite my vast experience with subway systems — I’ve never seen, nor expected. And I’ve encountered a lot of WTF underground…

Okay, first question, out of the box: Mountain Dew Fail or Win? Seriously, I thought that shit was supposed to wake you up. Then again, maybe the Dew is just that good relative to the finger blasting going on down below.

Next: Just what the hell is going on at 0:33? You know what, I don’t wanna know. No need to teach an old dog new tricks at this stage in the game.

Thanks to DBJ for digging deep to find this one…