Seriously, what is it with men from Ohio and their apparently insatiable desire to slip the low bone to inanimate objects?
Remember our friend Art Price, Jr. of Bellevue, Ohio? Mr. Price had a thing for picnic tables, you see, and wasn’t particularly shy about it.
Not to be outdone, Richard Elwood Sanden, 55, of Geneva, Ohio, decided to up the ante. His inanimate taboo lover, unlike Mr. Price’s table, was once full of life, however. The life of one Rebecca Whitehead.
Don’t freak out, though — they were in a relationship. Oh, and he didn’t know she was dead. So…