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Favre Will Pay Dearly!

December 29, 2010

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It is being reported that Brett Favre will be fined around $50,000 or possibly less for sending inappropriate pictures of himself(read: his penis) to Jenn Sterger while they both worked for the Jets. I’m not going to argue that Sterger has any journalistic integrity, you’ll see from the picture below she’s taken that away herself. I will, however, argue that it seemed she really wanted the NFL to take a stand on the issue of inappropriate behavior towards females in the workplace. She even refused to take a payoff from Favre and said she’d drop it as long as the league disciplined him.

Unfortunately, w/ Favre making at least $16 million this year, the reported $50k doesn’t really scream “discipline” to me. Let’s take a look at how this will really affect Favre in the ol’ pockets.

With a salary of $16 million, Favre got paid the following:
$73,732 a completion
$44,692 a pass attempt
$6,377 a yard passed
$1,454,545 a TD
$842,105 an interception
$727,272 each sack taken
$2,285,714 a fumble
$1,230,769 a game
$307,692 a quarter
and most importantly, $4,000,00 a win
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Wearing only a thong and a dress two sizes too small, lovely young lady still manages to pound mechanical bull into submission

December 20, 2010

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The mechanical bull ride of her life

She’s pretty merciless about it, too.  All that jiggling and bouncing up and down. Poor bull never stood a chance. Something to be proud of, really. Frump’s proud of her at least, but we digress.

Now, some might call this crass, maybe even perverted, but I choose to think of it as Frump’s first foray into bull riding.  Nothing more, nothing less.  Make the jump for the (mildly NSFW) video of this urban cowgirl…

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Drunk, possibly high, definitely naked Russian guy provides glimpse of the other side of life in the old Eastern bloc

November 4, 2010

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Opulence: this guy may or may not has it.

Direct TV has brought a lot of joy to this world, and not least due to its recent, wildly popular “Rich Russian guy” commercial.

Let’s just say “Santa” is likely up to his eyeballs with mini-giraffe requests this year. I’m also pretty sure the ad forced many Americans — however benevolently — to actually look up the word “opulence,” and that’s a good thing.

Now, just to make sure no one here in the good ole U-S of A was left with the impression that those Commie bastards actually “won” — that being surrounded by gold busts, beautiful women, and genetically modified wildlife was the norm behind the former Iron Curtain — Frump felt it prudent to highlight incidents like this.

If nothing else, consider it the latest addition to our series on Public Intoxication…

Thanks to DBJ for the link to the video!

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Little Girls Dancing to Single Ladies = WTF?

May 14, 2010

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Folks have sent us several different clips of people dancing to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. I guess such things are trending right now, or something.

There’s been “fat girls,” “gay guy,” “college chicks.” You know, the usual suspects for this kind of stuff. Well, this most recent submission takes the cake, and by “takes the cake” I mean truly creeps me the hell out.

Seriously, I’m not some wholesome, up tight, moralistic prude or anything — far from it, actually — but just what the f*ck are people thinking these days? Isn’t this basically just a burlesque show of 10 and under girls? Dancing to a song about jaded, single women (For real, screw him liking it and putting a ring on it; if you were really over “it”, you wouldn’t need to champion a song like this)?

Were there lots of guys in dark sunglasses and trench coats in the back row? Perhaps someone in a bear costume? Jeeze…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip.

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Don’t Tase’ Me Bro!!!

May 4, 2010

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Last night, a 17 year old fan was tasered by the police after running onto the field at a Philadelphia Phillies game. This is not a new thing. Not the running onto the field and unfortunately not the tasering. I personally feel this tasering technique is getting a bit out of control. I absolutely see it’s worth in certain situations where the police or other people are in danger. But, on a 17 year old in an open field being chased by at least 5 people?!? C’mon.

If those 5 grown people couldn’t catch this kid, he should’ve been allowed to run around on the field all game long. It would add an interesting aspect to the game of baseball. Amateur video of this tasering is below the frump along with some other quite famous(unnecessary) uses of the taser gun, one of which is very NSFW fyi.

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Safe for work porn ironically still NSFW

March 12, 2010

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The staff at Frumpzilla is constantly striving to bring you the funny….along the way, we occasionally run into things that we deem too (seriously, the following link is very vulgarvulgar, crass or just overall inappropriate for our feel-good website.  Those things are usually cast aside to the depths of Frumpville, never to return.  However, after making that initial decision, sometimes we are re-inspired (thank you Claw) and we re-visit the idea, say screw it, and post the content anyway.

We present, SFW porn.  Frump it for the youtube – safe video and some marginally safe pictures…

Happy Friday

those space invaders have no chance!

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Google Sees You, Wayne Coyne

January 19, 2010

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Wayne Coyne in a Bath

You may have seen those nondescript white vans with cameras on top driving around your city.  Thankfully they’re not creepy dudes riding around trying to get pictures of people doing things in private.  It’s actually just Google driving around and they just happen to get pictures of people doing things in private.  Oh yeah, and they put that on the internet and link it to your address.

It seems the latest victim is Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of the Flaming Lips.  Google caught him in a bathtub in the backyard of his Oklahoma City home.  I know, if I had a nickel every time I heard that. […]

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Any chance that this thing is natural? (NSFW)

January 14, 2010

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Ladies and Gents, this is Daisa Hubert. 

There has to be some kind of performance-enhancing situation here, right?  I mean, no way this is real. 

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