Regardless of what Jason Whitlock may tell you, there’s a reason why ESPN is the “Worldwide Leader,” folks. They’re bold, cavalier, and consistently push the envelope of daring, innovative journalism.
That may seem rather pedestrian at first, but a closer examination reveals just how close — I’m talking, like, even a slight typo/spacing error away — we were to a major FCC issue. Not to mention possibly a minor international incident.
That’s why ESPN is king. They take chances. And Frump thanks them.