Any Olympic sport that you can do in a bar or on a cruise ship (in miniature and altered versions), while heavily intoxicated, trumps all others. It speaks to the common man, the tailgater. Curling is like the cornhole of the Olympics. (OMG can you imagine cornhole in the Summer Olympics!! GIGGITY!!!)
I am so seriously pissed sitting here right now watching the Canadians pound Norway in stupid hockey. The description on my guide clearly says hockey AND curling.
HEY. NBC. THIS IS AMERICA. WE GET ENOUGH STUPID HOCKEY ALREADY. NOBODY CARES. ITS 8-0. PREEMPT THIS DODO.
*UPDATE* now NBC is showing women’s hockey….China v Finland. Liberal-commie bastards (NBC not the Chinese or Norwegians). WILL THE MADNESS EVER END, JEFF ZUCKER?