South Carolina’s Alshon Jeffery is apparently ready to blow up

Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 11:35 am ET

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Alshon Jeffrey shows off his moobs in the South Carolina locker room

L-R: Alshon Jeffrey, Devin Taylor, Marcus Lattimore, Melvin Ingram


By nearly all accounts, South Carolina Gamecocks WR Alshon Jeffery is the best receiver in the SEC, if not the nation.

Already named to several preseason All-America teams, 2010’s Biletnikoff runner-up is poised for another BIG, high-flying, TD reception-filled season of Saturdays — assuming he isn’t moved to DE prior to the Gamecocks September 3rd opener against ECU that is.

Devin Taylor (#98)  is listed at 6’7″, 260; Jeffery (#1) at 6’4″, 239. Not buying it.

There’s just no way Devin’s got Alshon by 20+ pounds.  Indeed, it’s quite possible Mr. Jeffery has been stealing food from the Gamecocks’ First-Team SEC and All-American DE. That or Alshon simply bailed on South Carolina’s pre-season conditioning programs.

Lance Lewis

At this rate, ECU's Lance Lewis may prove to be the most dynamic WR on the field for the Pirates' opener against South Carolina

For a bit more perspective on Alshon’s alarming pooch, consider that Sophomore RB Marcus Lattimore checks in at around 6’0″, 232. With that in mind, I’m thinking Jeffrey’s pushing 270 right about now.

Either way, I doubt those moobs will affect Alshon’s performance too much this season — he’s got another 30-days to shape up for ECU, after all. Then again, I suppose it’s possible that Jeffery could be mailing his Junior year in to a certain degree; protecting himself for the 2012 NFL Draft, where he should be one of the first three WR’s off the board.

We’ll find out soon enough.  Until then, however, let’s call a spade a spade, and Alshon Jeffrey fat.  No need to sugar coat it. The proof is in the pudding, and so too, apparently, is Alshon Jeffery.

Thanks to the Admiral for the tip…

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9 Responses to “South Carolina’s Alshon Jeffery is apparently ready to blow up”

  1. Dr. Gamecock Says:

    Lots more recent pics out there of him in practice, in all them he looks in shape. Be gone troll.

  2. Dr. Tiger Says:

    65-39 all-time (6-4 over the last 10).

    Go Tigers.

    Be gone coot.

  3. Stephen Garcia Says:

    Yeah dude. The Shon was just hangIng wit me and coach this summer throwing back brews. So what if he drank a few extras. It’s not like he was peeing in public or something.

  4. Gcocks... Says:

    After getting whipped last two years, I wouldn’t be talking… AND this year is not looking to promising for the taters either….

  5. Jeremy C Says:

    RT @YieldToFrump: South Carolina's Alshon Jeffery is apparently ready to blow up

  6. Lance Zierlein Says:

    Wow! This is what I was referring to with A. Jeffery. Are we sure this is him?? RT @evansilva: @LanceZierlein Here:

  7. Tom Fink Says:

    Matt Millen Would Draft Alshon Jeffery If He Was Still a GM. Disregard This Play -> Cuz Hes Fat ->

  8. Wynnde Says:

    @evansilva Jeffery is #1

  9. Jets 101 Says:

    @NYJET_Prime Jeffery also has a reputation for being out of shape –> Looking pretty hefty in that pic

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