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No Use Crying Over Spilled…..Coco
From the outfield acrobatics to the fidgety, fidgety, fidgety fingers to the fists of fury, this Red Sox guy will miss you, Coco. Even though you went through slumps that the little-league mouth-breathing moron in right field never encountered, I’ll miss you. Even though Jacoby “I’m Going to Plow, Plow, Plow Boston to the Ground Over [...]
Continue reading...Pedroia the Destroy-ah!!!!
18. November 2008
Just a quick post to give a shout out to my boy Dustin Pedroia on being crowned the champion of dancing with the stars AL MVP!! Good work kid, now just bring another World Series crown to Bahston next season!
press release after the jump
Mets Third Baseman David Wright Forced to Fend Off Attack by Desperate Pack of Cougars
18. November 2008
Nooo, not that type of cougar, the more rabid, predatory of the two. As if being an All-Star Major League Third Baseman in one of the world’s most desirable cities wasn’t enough, David Wright also just happened to be blessed with a face only the straightest of males, and the butchiest of lesbians, couldn’t [...]
Continue reading...Those Darn Yankees!
17. October 2008
Imagine being the “govenor” of Red Sox Nation in Raleigh, NC and comming home to find your entire house and collection of Red Sox memorabilia vandalized with NY Yankee logos. This happened to Sean Bunn last week. Read the story after the jump.
Continue reading...It’s a Dog Day Afternoon
23. June 2008
Or perhaps “Dawg Day”, hopefully. And I suppose it’s really more of an evening thing, but, either way, we’ve got an all Bulldog College World Series Championship Series coming up tonight at 7:00 ET (ESPN 2). Georgia and Fresno State, Vegas’ two long-shots to win it all, have defied all odds this tournament. Fresno [...]
Continue reading...Kyle Shelton proves that success and failure are not necessarily mutually exclusive…
23. June 2008
Even simultaneous instances of such. Great catch, Kyle, but at what cost? At least this play, which I’m officially nominating for Face Plant of the Year, basically guarantees that Kyle Shelton will be seen on Megatrons in baseball parks around the country for the foreseeable future. Kyle Shelton and the San Diego Chicken: Joined for [...]
Continue reading...Enjoying the “Playoffs”?
16. June 2008
You better be. I know I am, and there’s really no excuse for any sports fan not to be. Between the NBA Finals, College World Series, Euro 2008, and today’s U.S. Open showdown between a couple guys named Tiger and Rocco, what more could one really ask for this time of year? So yeah, today [...]
Continue reading...2008 College World Series begins tomorrow afternoon
13. June 2008
Flordia State and Standord open things up tomorrow at 2:00 pm ET, while Georgia and tournament favroite Miami occupy the night game slot at 7:00. Both games can be seen on ESPN, and you can find the complete College World Series TV schedule here courtesy of Rivals. You can also find team breakdowns, hisotry and [...]
Continue reading...Random, Ridiculous Baseball Stats: Volume 1
12. June 2008
I know I’m starting this off with the “Dad” of NCAA power numbers, but good stuff will follow. But maybe not this good…..
Continue reading...Say Cheese! Or Just Open Your Eyes, Please.
9. June 2008
As George Costanza so eloquently stated:…”I’m back, baby!” Sorry about the absence, loyal frumpsters. I was…..er…..blow-drying my hair.
Continue reading...Dawgs Brush Lipscomb Aside, Shutout Tech For First Time Since 1969
2. June 2008
Georgia needed two big wins on Sunday to keep their College World Series hopes alive, and they got them in convincing fashion. First up was an afternoon revenge game against Lipscomb. As you may have heard, the Dawgs took quite a “dump” against the Bison in their opener, losing 10-7 despite home field advantage. [...]
Continue reading...The Road To Omaha Begins Today
30. May 2008
I don’t think the above logo is at all official, but it works nonetheless. Regional action is slated to begin this afternoon in the 2008 NCAA Baseball Tournament. My eyes are fixed primarily on the Athens (go dawgs), Raleigh, Cary, Conway and Tallahassee Regionals. May even catch some of those games in person. There are [...]
Continue reading...Rick Ankiel: Laser, Rocket Arm
7. May 2008
Step aside Peyton, otherwise Mr. Ankiel might take your head off. If you didn’t catch Rick “Wild Thing” Ankiel’s assists from last night against the Rockies, do yourself a favor and check out the videos/links below. For a guy that probably couldn’t hit a catcher’s mitt from 60′6″ to save himself from castration, he sure [...]
Continue reading...Roger Clemens finally issues public apology for mistakes he’s made…
5. May 2008
Of course, none of his mistakes apparently involve performance-enhancing drugs, perjury, or banging 15 year-old karaoke singers.
Continue reading...The Rocket was “Rockin” with a 15 year-old Mindy McCready?
29. April 2008
Let’s be honest, we all know that Roger Clemens was doin’ the juice; but did we ever in our wildest dreams think he was doin’ 15 year-old karaoke singers too?
Continue reading...College Baseball Pancake Hat! Gripes: Volume 2
18. April 2008
I love college baseball. Well, I love baseball in general. I also love traditional baseball garb. Thank you for destroying it, Khalil…..
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- Wayne Ellington Lived the Life at UNC
- Sports Cars Dethroned as Primary Means of Male Compensation
- Dook Flopping Camp
- Final Four Preview: Sorry, Stephen Curry won’t be playing tonight…
- Charles Barkley is deathly afraid of Alabama winning the BCS Title
- Ciaran: Man alive. I’d really forgotten how...
- Striker Beaver: Guess I got the shaft on this one and all that&...
- Jay Leno: This is precisely what I wanted to happen. I go...
- dt: No, I’m sure he’ll end up at Fox bu...
- Ciaran: @ Howard: What about baby seal clubbing? ...
21. November 2008
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