Here’s your obligatory video of the first goal of the 2011 MLS season (after the jump). Lucky for us, it happens to be a damn good one. The Seattle Sounders and 36,000-plus faithful played host to David Beckham, Landon Donovan and the rest of the L.A. Galaxy Tuesday night, kicking off the 2011 MLS season live [...]
March 15, 2011
Wing King: NFL Lockout Could Have Devastating Consequences for Chicken Wing Industry
In a week that’s seen many media outlets chastised — however unfairly — for prioritizing something like the pending NFL lockout over other, completely unrelated human interest stories, I must say it’s quite refreshing to come across an examination of something sharing at least some semblance of a contextual connection. Namely, chickens. More specifically, their [...]
March 14, 2011
Pic of the Day: The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife
To say I was a tad suspicious of this work upon first impression would be an under statement. I mean, I just knew there was no way any publishing house would provide the financial backing for even the most modest of initial pressings of The Beginner’s Guide to Sex in the Afterlife: An Exploration of [...]
March 14, 2011
NCAA Tournament of the (Previous) Decade
Now that the first of a new decade of newly formated NCAA tournament fields has been set, Frump figured it’s as good a time as any to examine the best of the previous decade. Some of you may recall Frumpzilla’s Top 25 College Football Programs of the Decade – it was a pretty big hit [...]
March 14, 2011
Video: Bully gets body slammed after kid decides he’s had enough, fights back…
Consider this Frump’s first foray into inter-personal relationship porn for social outcasts. I guess one can only turn the other cheek for so long, you know — even when they’re being targeted by a kid that likely held the record for “World’s Smallest Bully” (however briefly). Now, I’m not sure if this will have a [...]
March 11, 2011
Pic of the (Yester)Day: Look Out Behind You!
We missed putting one of these up yesterday, so here’s our Friday mea culpa (we’ll try to get another up later today). Over at imgur.com they’re calling this “Vengeance Cat.” I approve…
March 10, 2011
Transvestites Throw Down at San Diego Taco Stand
According to KTLA: A group of transvestites got into a fight at a taco shop in San Diego, and the whole thing was caught on video. It happened at La Fuente, in the San Diego suburb of Hillcrest. Witnesses say a group of men dressed as women began arguing over whose bodies were better.Then, in [...]
March 10, 2011
Guy Dupuy sees Blake Griffin’s car, raises him a between-the-legs dunk
In case you haven’t noticed, ever since the ban was lifted back in 1976, dunk shots have been all the rage. Seriously, it’s not just me. They’re kind of a big deal. Only weeks ago, that Blake Griffin guy dunked over a 2011 Toyota Corolla Kia Optima to win the NBA’s Slam Dunk Contest. A [...]
March 10, 2011
North Korean Kids Playing Guitar: Awesomely Cute, Or Just Really, Really F*ck*ng Scary?
Some States back up their threats with nuclear weapons, or at least the latest in conventional warfare technology. A select few also have the privilege of playing the trade embargo card while at the negotiation table. North Korea just shows this video of 4-to-6-year olds playing classical guitar pieces in unison. Their nuclear weapons program [...]
March 9, 2011
Pic of the Day: The Greatest Halfro Mankind Shall Ever Know
As promised, we’re back for at least a couple more days of “Random Frumpin’ Images.” In light of yesterday’s inaugural entry, I suppose it was rather serendipitous to come across this rather bizarre mugshot of a young man sporting what one is all but obligated to term a “Halfro.” In and of itself, this may [...]
March 9, 2011
Frump Day Links: Curiously Creepy Cricket Fan Edition
We’ve missed a couple weeks of these, so it makes perfect sense that I’d wait for the week that B-Diddy’s in Kenya to bring it back. Believe it or else, I’ve actually watched quite a bit of cricket in my day. That said, no test has ever been this intense (see what I did there?) [...]
March 9, 2011
Sex Education: Science Teacher Calls it Quits After Student Exposes Her Pornographic Past
Who knew appearing in such films as “Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun”; “In Thru the Out Door“; “Anal Cravings 13″; “Major Slut“; “Ass Whores 12″; “Butt Brats 7“; and “John T. Bone Presents: Tight Ass” would suggest one wasn’t qualified to be a public school teacher in this country? Apparently Ms. Tera Myers didn’t, [...]
March 8, 2011
Pic of the Day: The Greatest Rat Tail Mankind Shall Ever Know
Seriously — don’t even bother. As far as rat tails go, it’s all downhill from here. And at a rather steep angle, I might add. We’ve been wanting to do a “Pic of the Day” type thing for about 2 years now. Ultimately, none of us were willing to commit to actually having to post [...]
March 15, 2011
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