Frumpzilla

Yes, the entire ACC Championship-determining contest — including pregame warmups and post-game “Parade of Pomposity” — crammed into just under five minutes of footage. Kind of makes it easier for the neutral fan to swallow, I suppose.

And who could blame him? Seriously, without qualification, this is some of the best dunk shooting I’ve ever seen. The fact that Tucker checks in at just 5’11″ makes it that much more impressive, so one would think he’d be a serious contender at this year’s contest. Problem is, Jacob is a Senior guard at [...]

It was just another match between Panamanian club Pereira and Columbia’s Atletico Juniors (Barranquilla) — that is until Pereira defender Luis Moreno decided to kick an injured, defenseless owl that had landed on the pitch. After the owl was struck and apparently dazed by an attempted Pereira clearance, the referee stopped play to attend to [...]

Something tells me eBay user jtidirect might have a little trouble moving these things. At least at that price point… Thanks to The Admiral for the tip  

From the California shores to South Carolina; from Massachusetts to the Subways of…ummm…the Subway franchise, Americans will throw down over some food. As stated in the headline, this brawl at a Chicopee, Massachusetts Denny’s started over some pancakes. Pancake syrup, to be specific — which, of course, can be likened to crude oil in terms [...]

I’ve never really listened to Alex Jones, or spent much time on any of his websites, but, god bless him, I suppose I might have to now — for the lulz, I mean. Seriously, I’ve heard some good rants on the relative lack of depth and character present in today’s youth, but — if only [...]

As my pal Bill so eloquently said, “Drunk kids that look like dwarves at times….Can’t lose.” Very true Bill. Very true.