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Redneck Ferris Wheel leaves us with so many unanswered questions…

In today’s Kissed with Apocalypse story, Frump brings you this video of a self proclaimed “Redneck Ferris Wheel.” The title alone hooks you, doesn’t it? We’re not really sure what prompted this, or why someone would be inspired to archive video footage of it — at least in this context — but we’re absolutely certain [...]

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David Morales Colon: A Real Life Ghost Rider

I’m guessing David Morales Colon loved to ride. In fact, I’m guessing he loved to ride so much that, even if he were shot to death in Puerto Rico, say, about a week ago, he’d want to keep riding all the way through his wake. Why, you ask? Well, because that’s Mr. Colon you see [...]

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Man survives three-week erection, may regret living to tell about it…

It’s true. A 55 year-old man saved himself, and his penis (to a degree), finally seeking emergency medical treatment after managing to go three straight weeks on the up and up.   In light of the many practical inconveniences posed by Priapism, how he was able to pull off this stiff task remains unclear. Adding [...]

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This guy wants to referee your child’s wrestling match

(another contribution from the sick and twisted minds of the Wolfweb)

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Sin is filthy, and so is Pastor Tony Schultz

That is all (and thanks to dbj).

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Why Can’t I Have a Bulletproof Suit, Too? Perhaps I Can…

So I’m sure you’ve all heard the reports about President Obama wearing bullet proof clothing during the inaugural ceremonies on Tuesday.  Yeah, it’s true. See that strapping overcoat up there?  Bulletproof.  Shirt?  Bulletproof.  Tie?  Bulletproof.  That Q-Ray Bracelet thing on his right wrist?  Bulletproof, and it’s all thanks to one Miguel Caballero, a Colombian designer [...]

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