Man survives three-week erection, may regret living to tell about it…

Thu, Mar 4, 2010 at 11:15 am ET

Kissed With Apocalypse, The Rest

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Just one of the many practical inconveniences posed by PriapismIt’s true. A 55 year-old man saved himself, and his penis (to a degree), finally seeking emergency medical treatment after managing to go three straight weeks on the up and up.   In light of the many practical inconveniences posed by Priapism, how he was able to pull off this stiff task remains unclear.

Adding insult to injury, this was an unavoidable, all-natural arousal, too. Our hapless victim hadn’t even taken any “enhancement” drugs. Rather, his condition was triggered by some rare “nervous disorder.” Seriously.

To make matters worse, and in a stroke of truly bitter sweet irony, despite emergency surgery saving him and his member, this little episode has rendered the poor bastard impotent. So now, though apparently having the mojo to keep it up for a fortnight or more, he’ll have to pop a little blue pill or two if he wants some action. What a world, what a world…

Source: Metro.  Dbj with the link

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2 Responses to “Man survives three-week erection, may regret living to tell about it…”

  1. Cochese Says:

    define “irony”

  2. Ciaran Says:

    Haha. Ah, yes. A debate worthy of its own article.

    In this context, however, I had some semblance of “incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs” in mind. Namely, that one might not expect a man “natrually” capable of maintaining a 3 week erection to be reduced to taking Erectile Dysfunction pills in the same span. Not to mention the same present in the notion of an operation to “save” a penis, only to leave it impotent.

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