Wayne Ellington: The hottest player in the NCAA?

Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 8:11 pm ET

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Notwithstanding the fact that Wayne “The Rain” Ellington averages almost 17 points a game as a sophmore admist an insurmountable amount of talent, I believe his true claim to fame is “The Hottest Player in the NCAA”.  I challenge anyone to show me someone who is more “fine” than “The Duke”, as I call him. He’s so hot, I’ve even forgiven him for being friends with the absolute ass that Gerald Henderson is, and believe you me, you have to be SMOKING to pull that off.

Given the sausagefest that Frumpzilla seems to be, I’ll go ahead and take the lack of posts to the contrary as evidence of all you submitting to Ellington’s hotness superiority!

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4 Responses to “Wayne Ellington: The hottest player in the NCAA?”

  1. Ciaran Says:

    Wow, I TOTALLY misinterpreted the headline for this article…

    I guess this is what we get for vetoing that “your ‘nuts’ must be outside your body in order to post articles” proposal.


  2. Jrock Says:

    He reminds me of a young Alan Houston. Hopefully, he fares better in the NBA. 

    This guy hangs out with Gerald “The Hitman” Henderson? Too bad we don’t have the cool points system anymore. I would deduct 10 for hanging out with the Dahntay Jones clone.

  3. Ciaran Says:

    I like the Allan Houston comparison.  And since when was the cool points system abolished?  That’s news to me, which of course could be telling with regards to my own “cool points”…

    Also, since the challenge was rather broad, so to speak, I’ve scoured Google images searching for “Hot NCAA women basketball players” and what not.  Not surprisingly, couldn’t find any.  At least not any “prettier” than Mr. Ellington…  cool smile

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