Lord Jesus Christ is hit by a car while leading the NFL in jersey sales

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MIRACULOUS.

A man, Lord Jesus Christ, aka Lord Jesus Christ, suffered minor injuries while walking down a Northampton street on Tuesday….cheating death as 200o pounds of of hurtling steel and flammable liquids hurtled towards Christ as he crossed on a crosswalk.

At the same time, Lord Jesus Christ, aka Timothy Tebow, leads the NFL in jersey sales only a few short weeks into his NFL career.  Tebow’s brand bested such tried All-Pro, NFL warriors like Donovan McNabb, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning and Brett Farve as a third-string situational, developmental QB.

In we trust.  Hallelujah!!

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2 Responses to “Lord Jesus Christ is hit by a car while leading the NFL in jersey sales”

  1. dug Says:

    Is this a sign of the apocalypse, or just a sign of buying power from the religious right?

  2. Cochese Says:

    good question. certainly the latter has to be considered. maybe frump needs to update its content?

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