MIRACULOUS.
A man, Lord Jesus Christ, aka Lord Jesus Christ, suffered minor injuries while walking down a Northampton street on Tuesday….cheating death as 200o pounds of of hurtling steel and flammable liquids hurtled towards Christ as he crossed on a crosswalk.
At the same time, Lord Jesus Christ, aka Timothy Tebow, leads the NFL in jersey sales only a few short weeks into his NFL career. Tebow’s brand bested such tried All-Pro, NFL warriors like Donovan McNabb, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning and Brett Farve as a third-string situational, developmental QB.
In we trust. Hallelujah!!
8. May 2010 at 5:48 am
Is this a sign of the apocalypse, or just a sign of buying power from the religious right?
9. May 2010 at 10:04 am
good question. certainly the latter has to be considered. maybe frump needs to update its content?