Why soccer will NEVER be a major American sport

Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 9:26 am ET

Not Safe For Work, Soccer, Sports

Frumped by

seriously. he just did that.

I have no idea where this is from or who is playing, I just ran across it on the ‘ole trusty Wolfweb.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to play/view my sports without the possibility of my dick being bitten off.  Thats just me.

Another reason it will never catch on is that literally half the game is about cheating…flopping ALL THE TIME (sometimes crying), taking liberal positions with free kicks and throw-ins, etc…

(not that Americans care about cheating, we just like our cheating done on the D.L.)

Get a clue, Soccer.

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One Response to “Why soccer will NEVER be a major American sport”

  1. Ciaran Says:

    As a disclaimer, I’d just like to say that I’m a huge fan of soccer. Dick biting, not so much…

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