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Len Elmore: “What Jon Henson lacks in girth, he makes up for in length”

It was a UNC love fest all afternoon during Saturday’s N.C. State-North Carolina match-up, and Elmore made sure nobody questioned the slight appearance of the next honored jersey at UNC… Elmore made the observation, verbatim, “what John Henson lacks in girth, he makes up for in length.” I should hope so Len.

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Sausage stuffed with Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito ensures Valentine’s Day romance

Well, Frumpsters, it’s that time again. Valentine’s Day is less than 48 hours away, and, as always, we’re here to provide a few pointers in hopes of ensuring your night is nothing short of an unequivocal romantic success. A year ago we offered the lonely hearts out there some advice aimed at landing them an [...]

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9 inches of snow, and 9 inches of…wait…WTF?

Ahhhh, the Interwebs. How I love ye so. Always keeping me on my toes, always keeping me in the know (however late to the game I am sometimes). I suppose I should preface this video with a bit of a confession. There’s only 3 things in this world that I’m immediately and categorically, albeit irrationally, [...]

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Hardees gets a bit cheeky with new ad campagin…

Hardees (don’t ever call it Carl’s Jr. around us) has come a long way since its humble beginnings in the scenic, cultural mecca that is Rocky Mount, North Carolina.  Apparently, however, solid, yet simple, hamburgers and all beef hot dogs, classic “Big” roast beef sandwiches, and tater tots don’t really cut the mustard anymore.  Well, [...]

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